--Rob Corddry, The Daily Show
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Cast G-Money Chan  G-Money is a 30 year old 6 foot 1, rail thin Chinese-American from Hoboken New Jersey who wants nothing more than a white chick. Because hey, white chicks don't really dig Asian guys, right? He tries everything from online dating and ethnic pickup lines to playing bass in a really horrible "conceptual jam band" called Convertible Meat Pan. He makes his living as a freelance Web designer but takes odd jobs on the side when money is tight. His best friend is his Macintosh laptop, Lapster.
Lapster  Lapster is a Macintosh computer who is always either on G-Money's lap or in his bag. His sarcastic comments usually leave G-Money silent. He came out of the closet and discovered that he was "cross-platform".
Wilson Hood  Wilson is a Jewish democrat and former president of the Deaniacs. Ever since Howard Dean dropped out of the 2004 presidential race, he found more time to pursue his dream; front Convertible Meat Pan. He solely listens to the Grateful Dead, Phish and the Allman Brothers. Wilson moved from Burlington Vermont down to Williamsburg, Brooklyn to be part of the exciting New York City rock revival. He showers whenever he feels like it.
Tyler Petersen  Continuing the tradition of the over the top drummer, Tyler chooses the minimalist route with a single snare drum for Convertible Meat Pan. He lives a hermetic life in Burlington Vermont after breaking up with his longtime girlfriend from Syracuse University. Tyler runs his own graphic design company called Purple out of his garage. He wrote off his Isuzu trooper and bong and still designs without the aid of a computer.
Cinnamon Chow  Connie Chung, Lisa Ling, and now Cinnamon Chow. The feisty and outspoken daughter of hard working Chinatown immigrants idolized her predecessors, and in a short time became a celebrity Chinese-American journalist herself, fully realizing that the major reasons for her meteoric rise were because she's female and Asian. Her success led her to another venture, Cinnamon Chow Omnimedia. Unlike it's previous dot-com ventures, this one makes money. Doing what still remains
a mystery.
Sasha McGregor  Sasha suffers from anosmia, (that's lack of a sense of smell) so she doesn't have the pleasure of knowing what shit, puke, and piss smell like. The object of G-Money's affection, she's naturally creeped out.
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