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7th Grade
 
Simon
 
I think this was an ad for the "Simon" toy. You know, that electronic device with the four bright colors on it. I'm pretty proud of this one. Notice the cool/ tough kid with the collars up -- mid-80's style. He's about to kick the nerd (Simon) into oblivion. Then, for no clear reason at all, (typically months of pumping up, or a super power) he beats the cool kid into a pulp. So much that his limbs are mangled (panel five). And he gets the girl. As Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" would say, "We're nothing but the nerds they say we are."
 

 
1. I want you, Simon!
 

 
4. (fight fight)
 
5. I won! I get to play baseball!
 
6. And that's one to throw on!
 
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